Bus Stop Vignette No. 2

I'm sitting on a rock at the bus stop in the sun in my favorite Joey Ramone thriftstore tee and my Santa Barbara thriftstore pencil skirt and my five year old Campers scarfing a turkey sandwich when a tall, helmeted man in khakis and knee pads rollerblades by, sneers down at my legs and snaps all British with sarcasm, "oh yes FRIGHTFULLY CUTTING EDGE aren't we?"
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Today's Bus Stop Vignette was brought to you by Voxx Coffee turkey sandwiches. Soundtrack by the Ramones.