Bus Stop Vignette No. 2

I'm sitting on a rock at the bus stop in the sun in my favorite Joey Ramone thriftstore tee and my Santa Barbara thriftstore pencil skirt and my five year old Campers scarfing a turkey sandwich when a tall, helmeted man in khakis and knee pads rollerblades by, sneers down at my legs and snaps all British with sarcasm, "oh yes FRIGHTFULLY CUTTING EDGE aren't we?"
Today's Bus Stop Vignette was brought to you by Voxx Coffee turkey sandwiches. Soundtrack by the Ramones.